CHUCK
You know what I do? This is when you know you're obsessed. When you go on Webcrawler and
you type in your band name and you read what people say. It's great, I do it all the time. I love when people say like, "I
hope you choke on broken glass!" Yaayyy! I want to!
I truly admire how David can entertain himself and others with nothing
at all. (talking about Jeff's butt) How 'bout cha butt?
For everybody who hates our band, there's like 1000 kids who fucking
love it. So, to me, that's a pretty good ratio. It's all good, it's all worth it.
We never asked everyone in the world
to like our band. I think we make musiv for ourselves and the kids out there who enjoy it. The rest of the people don't have
to come to out shows and don't have to fucking wear simple Plan shirts.
DAVID
I screamed like a fucking girl, apparently.
I don't have a bellybutton.
Banana!
Double Banana! That means it has two bananas in it!
Ohh! Look at that! Japanese boxers! I look like a fucking tennis player!
Is it okay if we start crying? (On the 'Perfect' video shoot)
Does anyone here smoke weed? *people raise their hand*
then, that means you have a lighter, so put them up in the air! (While introducing 'Perfect')
That song was made while
I was swimming around in my dad's balls. (Talking about 'Happy Together').
We don't say 'aboot.'
Guys what the heck!?!
Seb: I'm always sick so i'm really scronful!
David: You know what, Seb, you sould sleep in a big giant condom!!!
JEFF
I look way better than Moby.
My number is 1-800-SEX-WITH-JEFF.
[About David] He's
really A-D-D, but I think that's the beauty of his personality. You know, he sees everything and he runs after it. He see
something else and moves on. He can't concentrate for more than 3 seconds at a time.
Our bus broke down cause we have
a shitty bus.
PATRICK
We had this weird experiment, we thought Pierre would be better looking overseas, but
he's not.
You're a retard did you know that?
The dentist say I need braces...I don't believe dat.
PIERRE
This is where the engineer, like, works here and says, 'do it again, it sucked!'.
Today
we are gonna sing 'The Worst Day Ever' because my vocal chords have been having the worst day ever.
I have to let it dry
in its natural state, then I apply the sperm. [talking about doing his hair.]
Pat: How would you describe you in four
words? Pierre: Very good in bed.
Pierre: This is the coolest thing ever, the coolest thing in the world!
Patrick: What
are you doing?
Pierre: Feeding kangaroos, can't ya tell?
That's Trevor, our sound guy. He's got a nice...ass.
We're
French, we speak Canadian.
I was in the bathtub two nights ago in front of like... a lot of people andI was just like
WHOO HOO!
I find Benji more attractive than Joel. He's more my style. If I were a girl, I'd do him first.
Pat's ironic
humor and sarcastic behavior has gotten him into trouble once again and now he has a black eye. A little shiner as we call
it.
Okay, that was funny (after Chuck didn't start drumming in the beggining of 'My Alien' which
made Pierre jump alone like an idiot on stage).
People that hate our band, they will never hate me enough to make me stop
it. They don't phase me. They go out there and tell us to fuck off or they flip us off or whatever, it's like, that's nothing
to me. It's like I love what I do so much they will never stop me from doing it no matter how loud they scream, I will scream
louder. And I will always be there for people who love us. They could never boo me off stage, I'll keep playing until my set's
over and that's it.
SEB
When there's no top on the bus, it's windy.
Seb: We're more scared of ladders than
we are of roofs.
If I die tonight on stage, I want you to know that I fucked your mom. - to Pat.
This is morning me.
This is how I look in the morning... just as good as I look at night, baby!
Sometimes I push Chuck like this [pushes Chuck]
and he punches me in the face.
There is belief of reincarnation and everything, and every generation has a new baboon
and for our generation, its Jeff. Jeff is the baboon.
(playing with Chuck's shoelaces) Hi,I'm Seb and I'm playing Chuck's
shoe.
Kid spelt backwards is dik!
David screams in his sleep, or talks backwards. I think he might be an alien.
He
came up and said 'Hey I'm Mark McGrath' and I was like 'no.. really?" *laugh*.
[being Pierre] Hey were in spain the sun
is shining and I'm a dumbass.
